Now, lets talk about My Favourite Comics.

I started WordPress 3 days ago. I already have 5 blog entries.

But not once have I talked about my favourite Superhero… yet

I will, now.

THE FLASH!

Most under-rated Superhero ever!

Who is he?
The Flash, duh. The Fastest Man Alive. The Scarlet Speedster. MY FAVOURITE SUPERHERO!

Which Flash is my favourite? WALLY WEST OFCOURSE!
I get so hyped everytime I talk about him.
x]

You might think he looks camp in red fullbody spandex, but the man filling the suit is so lovable! I love the family aspect of him! All the speedsters are somehow connected (by blood or not), and he mentors his own kids to become great superheros! He’s one of the most relatable character in the DCU too, as he was a normal kid, and got his power by pure luck & his power is to run REALLY fast (tap into the SpeedForce!).

I can do what Flash does, he just does it better!

… and he has one fine ass!
(God, i love Google)

And he’s a looker!
Checkout that grease moneky!
(it was tilted when i scanned. too lazy to fix)

The Flash’s comics are the only single-superhero comic I read, along with Bart’s run as the Flash and Impulse (Impulse… one-word: LOL!) . The rest of my TPBs are basically team superhero comics.
What can I say, i love Flash!

Hmmm… lets talk about him in cartoons. I do enjoy his cocky, arrogant and flirty persona in the Justice League/Unlimited cartoon series. His one-liners are fuckin’ hilarious! Eventhough that’s more down Elongatedman’s department in the comics, DCAU’s Flash is equally as awesome :) ohoh, and Kid Flash in Teen Titans (cartoon series), thought by many fans to be Wally West too, has such a cute boyish-flirty speedster!
And The Flash in The Batman cartoon series? I only watched one episode with him in it. I heard he’s supposed to be Barry Allen? … and The Flash not being voiced by Michael Rosenbaum was slightly awkward :p

If you love The Flash and haven’t watched JLU nor Teen Titans, watch…
Justice League Unlimited – Flash and the Substance
Teen Titans – Lightspeed

… I guarantee you, that you’ll love it!

MARRY ME MISTER WEST!

and just to make it clear… I do love Batman, Nightwing, Arsenal, Superboy *cries*, Gambit and other super-hotties. But the level of my support and fandom for The Flash will always be a notch higher than them.

If you got a few minutes to spare, checkout these videos: “Flash Moments in Under 10 Minutes”

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Ahhh, i remember starting this WordPress account last summer. good times good times.

As you can tell it’s fairly dead now xD I’ve been caught up with school, life and my stupid antics… I’ve been super broke for the last few months, where i always throw my very own “Jew party” where i scab food off my friends.

Blame the economy and their cig prices! *shakes fist to air*

Pretty pointless post, so i thought i might as well just advertise my Youtube account! Where you can watch me irk and disgust you people XD

SHAMELESS SELF-ADVERTISEMENT FTW!

http://www.youtube.com/user/Maomaomoo

*cough* SUBSCRIBE! *cough*

My most recent one was me and a friend fucking around with a staple gun…

If you liked the vid, you should checkout my Bragster account for other viral videos… and stuff i didn’t wanna upload onto Youtube just incase my account got deleted. Sorry, not porn.

http://www.bragster.com/users/mao-kapow

You should signup for it :) It’s “Facebook meets Jackass”. People dares each other to do shit and it’s awesome :)

GOGOGOGOGOGO!

AHHHH omg

*Uses phoenix down on Mao’s blog*

REVIVE MY BABY!

omg i feel so bad for neglecting it for THIS long!I’ve got Final Crisis: Rogues Revenge #3 but I haven’t read it yet… coz now i lost it.

But im grabbing an issue of Nightwing #150 (mothafucking hot cover!) and Titans tomorrow, so I’ll have something up by Sunday :]

*le sigh* ooooh Dicky boy, why can’t you be real~ <3

Oh yea!,
I won a bet on who the the first Robin was. My friend’s stupid enough to actually bet against me, since he thought the first was Jason Todd. =_=

so ya, bye bye <3

How to make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

I’m so fuckingly dyingly frustratingly fucking HUNGRY. And my tummy can use a good ol’ Grilled Cheese Sandwich :D

But guess what?
No I can’t!
Coz I don’t have any bread, nor cheese.

LULZ!

But I can feast my eyes on pictures right?

Equally as evil as Jail-baits

So to feed on my fantasy, I’m making a step-by-step on…

HOW TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

You will need…
2 pieces of bread
CHEESE, any kind and as much as you want
Butter
and a Pan.

1. Start your fire! High-heat’s recommended. (reeelight mah fiiiire!~)
2. Put butter on pan.
3. As it starts to melt swirl it around your pan.
4. Put one slice of bread into the pool of butter.
5. It should look fucking good.
6. Put cheese on top.
7. As the cheese starts to melt, put the second piece of bread on top of cheese.
8. Once the buttered-side of bread is nice and brown, Flip it!
9. Do the same for other side.
10. If you want to, you can re-butter your pan.
11. If you think both sides are well done, use a spatula and squeeze the toast down.
12. Stop fire.
13. Slide it onto plate, and leave it to cool a little.

13. is especially important! If not followed properly, this misson can end in a naaasty way.

Yes, this is what melted cheese can do to you (from personal experience). And with a burnt hand, you will most likely be rushing to a hospital, thus no Grilled Cheese Toast for you! :[

14. Once you have let it cool down for 20 seconds (you don’t want it completely cold, as you’ll not be able to achieve the stringy cheese effect), slice it diagonally.

I repeat, DIAGONALLY!
Or else you’ll unlock the 6th door of Hell, with side-affects of meteor shower or an apocalypse.

15. You are done!

FUUUUCK, I seriously need GCS D:

Stay tuned for my very useful, intelyjent and awesome how-to for Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich!

Nightwing #149

As expected, this issue was A-MAZING!

The basic plot (and spoiler) is that Nightwing fights against all of Batman’s famous rogues gallery, which were created by Scarecrow’s fear serum. The fear serum was injected in prior issue, which was coated on a bullet Two-Face used to shoot at poor Nightwing :(
… lots of drama-lama,… Nightwing’s too late to save Carol; who gets shot by Two-Face.

rofl.

Nightwing fails once again.
PHAIL!

Anyway, this issue had tons of Kill Bill-esque ultra violence.
Which I thought was pretty damn cool :]

But I didn’t really dig the art too much.
I’ve seen better, and it should’ve defiantly been better since it’s an amazing issue.

It’s not aweful bad, it’s just not super awesome.
My mom even complimented his hunky doodle arse! hah, I’m trying my very hardest to get her into American Comics, because that’ll mean she’s buy tons of TPBs! … which I’ll get to read :]

On with the post…

… maybe,… just maybe, he should leave the jokes to Joker.
But imagine Nightwing at a diner drinking chocolate milkshake and getting a brain freeze. Adorkable lulz!!!

There’s a link with the death of Jason Todd, which gives this issue another brownie point.

Ahhh~, and this issue’s pretty touching too :’[ Because of the serum, Nightwing's seeing things, and in one of his delusions he sees his parents falling. But Nightwing saves them in a nick of time, and says...

[I'm sorry I can't be butt-fucked to scan this...]

“Is this my mom and dad holding tight to me? No. Of course not. But it sure feels good to be together again even if it’s only a figment of my imagination”

Baaaaaw D:
I bet he’s gonna get hooked to drugs after this.

And yea, Carol gets owned.

blah blah blah,,,
After Two-Face, Harvey, found out she died, he goes on a bitch-fit and shouts that Nightwing was supposed to save her from his alter ego.

… :/
Didn’t like the ending of the issue too much. It continues onto #150 of Nightwing’s crossover with Batman R.I.P., which might I add that there’s barely any links with thus far.

*****

omg guys, I just wanted to add; Thanks for viewing my blog! :D
On 2nd October I had my highest view of 210, which motivates me to keep on mindless-blogging! And the awesome thing is that I enjoy doing this, so yay for me (and maybe you) xD

<3~!

The moment of relief; Nightwing!

It has been rumoured that Nightwing was getting cancelled after #150!

Only recently picking up his series, as it was the right timing to join the bandwagon!, I was pretty bummed.

But yea, a sigh or relief after seeing the cover of #151

Anywayyy,
Checkit!

Nightwing has saved New York City from Two-Face, but that doesn’t mean that he’s saved himself – or that Two-Face is through with him. Nightwing will be forced to confront the madman in Arkham Asylum then face dire changes to his personal life as he deals with the aftereffects of “Batman R.I.P.” and makes the ultimate leap!

And I can’t WAIT till I get my hands on #149 tomorrow; Nightwing vs. all of Batman’s famous rogues! Fucking screwed, but should be uber fun to read!
I’m soooo excited for it, it’s almost schoopid. But can’t help it!
You can download the sneak-peak, but I’m not going too! :D You know why?  Coz I want it to be a surprise! ^_^

I seriously hope it doesn’t turnout crap, and rock-bottom my expectation.

Over and out.