A Cup of Superhero: Gambit

Gambi is love! <3

As much as I was tempted to say “He likes his beans French roasted ;) Meeeeow!”, or that he likes his coffee black and French pressed, I’ve concluded him as a…

Martini

Shaken, not stirred.

As much as I don’t like James Bond, I can’t help but to imagine Gambit in a tuxedo! nahahaha, squeee x3 <33!!!

***

It was end of another mad night at Club X. Customers were getting ushered out, and people who passed out were woken up… some without success, which was followed up by Big Bob leaving them out on the sidewalk. Everyone, including the DJ, were helping out to close club; mopping the floor, putting the stools up on the counter, washing the glasses etc.

In the distant, at the entrance of the club, a conversation could be heard;”Sorry chum, the clubs closed for the night. –No no, it’s closed for the night. It’s 7am!, come back in 12 hours from now — Hey! fuckin’ hell, who d’you think you are!!! Get back her you sonofa- UMPH!!!.”

Gambit came into view; “Sorry Remy, he’s new”.

He replies “ahh, so i’ve noticed.”

Remy walks over and leans on the bar counter, and with his prize winning smile he orders; “Mon chere, martini, sha-”.

“-Shaken not stirred, gotcha”.

I got to work. Flaired a little. His garnish of choice? Olives. Put a toothpick through. Served it straight-up.

He raises the cocktail glass, gesturing “cheers” and uses his front pearl-whites to pull off the olive. Instead of throwing the martini toothpickaway on the floor like most customers, he uses his powers to aim it for the rubbish bin. Bulls-eye. I watched his strong jaws breakdown the tiny olive, making a quiet crunching sound in the process. He takes a sip of the martini and says; “… always da best”

***

There was actually no significance of him wearing the tuxedo, but ah well.

lmfao, i like writing these shorts. Especially proud of truck driver Jack’s. I might be better off writing fanfics, but I know I’ll get bored and won’t finish it.

So how’s Gambit similar to a Martini?

No, it’s not because he’s “gay”.
No, it’s not because you think he’s “effeminate”.

Because it’s sexy! Yes, wielding around the flashy glass is sexy!

Gambit’s also a hilarious guy. With him, it’s a fun read. And I guess drinking martini’ll make you all drunk and fun. Now that I’ve said that, please don’t go around drinking and getting drunk.

Also, martini’s the sexiest drink of ‘em all (I feel so weird saying a drink’s good-looking), and Gambit’s the (3rd) sexiest superhero!
Perfecto!

Not Sexy

Not Sexy

SEXY!

Not Sexy
(sorry folks. But I do like Hugh Jackman!)

Not Sexy

SEXY!

… and I think martini’s a perfect drink for a ladies-man. ;D

You know how martini’s always accompanied by a garnish? Well the garnish is Rogue. And the martini toothpick can be his Bo-staff.
GambitxRogue FTW!

I’m not a X-Men fan, but I really enjoy Gambit (and Rogue)’s appearance in various medium. So I’m crossing my fingers for Gambit to be in the next X-men movie!, and you know who’s perfect for the roll? The guy who plays Sawyer in Lost!

Serve the fangirls some Gambit goodness!