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L is for Lobo

Posted in All Blogs, Comics, DC Comic with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 6, 2008 by Mao

,,, who can seriously kick some arse.

… like majorly!

He’s an alien bounty hunter, the last of his race.
Unlike the poor citizen of planet Krypton and J’onzz’s home planet Mars, Lobo unleashed a plague which killed everyone on the his home planet. Note that it wasn’t by accident, but intentional… I guess he did it because it was cool?
Oh but his 4th grade teacher was off planet at that time so she survived, until Lobo found her and snapped her neck.

I like Lobo.
He’s cool yanno?
Might be a bit violent.
But he could be a goodie, it just depends who hires him.

… he reminds me of Gene Simmons.

Did I mention that he LOVES Space Dolphins?
I think that’s the cutest things ever! He’ll kill anyone who gets in his job’s way and whoever pisses him off, and hates everyone in the entire universe! plus, He’s a major BADASS! But he’ll do anything for his beloved Space Dolphins!, or what he once refereed to as “cutesy-wutesy flying cosmic-type dolphin buddies”.

You see, a long time ago a stray Space Dolphin came to planet Earth and was killed by a Japanese fisherman. Lobo was grief stricken, and went totally Lobo on Earth (or what we know as “Hulking-out“). He fought against Aquaman, because Aquaman’s a superhero, gay, and doesn’t want anyone getting hurt; notably the Japanese fisherman. I don’t know the details about the fight, but I’m pretty sure Aquaman was getting pretty beat. But when Lobo saw Aquaman’s dolphin thong, he realized Aquaman likes dolphins too, and he can’t hurt a fellow dolphin lover.

I’m serious, I didn’t make that up! (I KNOW that Aquaman wears a thong, I just can’t prove it yet)
See, Lobo has a cute side :)
He’s like that hardcore bike-gang dude that likes ponies.

And he makes a cute (effing pissed) squirrel~

L stands for Lobo, and also for LOVE!

lol, nice ass shot Lo.

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