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What it takes to be a Hero.

Posted in All Blogs, Comics, DC Comic, Marvel with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 30, 2008 by Mao

Lets face it, being a superhero nowadays is a hard business.

Everyone seems to have a fucking problem with each other. Everyone seems to have possession of a nuclear weapons. Everyone has their own army of deadly ninjas.
They all want to fuck each other up.

You’re running around saving people’s lives, but they’ll take a mick outta ya costume.

People will write slash fanfictions of you and your drinking buddies.

People will compare you with your Marvel counterpart. Now now, no one likes sibling comparisons.

If you get a bad writer, your reputation’s gonna go doooown hill. *shifty eyes at Beechen*

and we all know that comic book sales hasn’t been it’s best in the past few decades. Namely blaming the increase in cost, and younger generations not being interested in them.

… oh, and if the Didio-man hates ya, YOU’RE OUT!

In desperation to save the comic book sales, we’ve got Power Girl’s boobs growing bigger in every issue of JSA.

From modest-boob-no-cleavage…

to each-boobs-bigger-than-her-head…

Also sexual innuendos…

to kick-ass gay superheroes,

And also reviving silver-age characters… (who should just stay dead),

As well as “dramatic and tragic” deaths of the most loved superheroes, in attempt to strike up controversy and to get a “buzz” going…

… sadly, no one really cares about Connor’s death anymore, except for that whiny WW-wannabe.

But I think the biggest attempt to boost superhero comic books sales is a Multiverse/DCU/Marvel-Universe/Big event… like the Final Crisis and Civil War.
I’m not sure how Civil War’s doing, but so far Final Crisis hasn’t been as good as people were anticipating it to be.

I actually think FC: Rogues’ Revenge is better…

And lets not forget to kill/de-power/rape the super heroines and superhero-wives. :)

I don’t know… but most things in comics are now from a cookie-cutter.
See, it’s hard to be a superhero. If you’re a genuine, nice, smart do-gooder, you’re most likely to fail. But if you’re rude, dark and brooding, you’ll get Hollywood directors willing to kiss your hiney to make a movie about ya.

w0rd.
I feel like dying right now.

Good night ~.~

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Bra Wearing Crime Fighters!

Posted in All Blogs, Comics, DC Comic with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 2, 2008 by Mao

… I actually doubt they even wear one.

Catwoman, Oracle, Zatana, BlackCanary, PowerGirl, WonderWoman, SuperGirl, BatWoman, Vizen, PosionIvy, HarleyQuinn

L to R: Catwoman, Oracle, Zatana, Black Canary, Power Girl, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Batwoman, Vixen, Posion Ivy, Harley Quinn

You can click for a slightly bigger version :)
Don’t you think it’s so pwetty?
Whoever in DC drew this should do a Super-male version.

I like it how Powergirl’s dress is similar to her crime fighting costume, a nice little breathing hole for her boobies. And why is Batwoman even in the picture?, she’s hardly active in the DCU at the moment. The artist should’ve replaced her with Starfire.

Some superheroines should invest in buying bras! They don’t serve the community for money, but can’t some of them at least put some paddings into their costume.

Like seriously…

Stipples much?

Like take example of Wonder Woman, she’s got big melons, but they’re kept under control by her Golden Eagle.

But sometimes her lower half isn’t covered enough.

Ouchie, a wedgie during a fight.

Power Girl’s allowed to not wear a bra. Why? Because she probably can’t find a size that fits ’em!

Seriously they are as big as her head! EACH!

I bet her powers aren’t actually a big deal. Her blows (PUNCH blows) feels hard because all the enemies are so mesmerised by the abnormality of them, that their head’s totally out from the fight.
Wouldn’t you be shitting yourself if a Double F-Cup flies right in your face breaking your nose in the process?
No, it’s not your dream coming true. It’s probably going to be the last thing you see…

I smell sexual harassment!

I think he genuinly wants to visit the Grand Canyon.
Grand canyon’s red, and Blue Devil’s blue. So I’m sure the colour’s dynamics will bring out his beautiful complexion.

See?

God, I love talking about Power Girl’s boobs.
Because there’s so much to say about!
Take a look at this Lego Power Girl. Flat, but the shading gives them volume.

ahaha, Dr. Fate’s legs. cute.

As a female, I think her character’s boring. There’s nothing too interesting about her. Her boobs makes me divert my attention else where. Her hair’s cute, but that’s about it. But looking at it from a guy’s point of view, I know why most of them they likes her.

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Lemme spell it out,
BOOBS.

Yeah, it’s awesome for guys since they like boobs. But don’t you think it’s a bit too big? I mean like, you don’t see guys with unbelievably MASSIVE cock bulging in their trousers do you? Nu uh.
I rest my case.

Lets actually move on from the subject of Power Girl and Boobs to,,,

Black Canary and her awesomeness! She wears stripper boots and fish net stockings, but she doesn’t look skanky. You know why? … because she wears a biker jacket! (ahaha, I couldn’t come up with a better reason)
Checkout her (not so) recent Mattel release,

I think they did an awesome job.
… Considering that I had a childhood in which I disliked Barbie and any human dolls.

While I’m on the topic of Black Canary, I think I consider her as one of my favourite heroines. She’s cool and kicks major ass at melee combat. My others including Rogue, Ravager and Oracle. I also like Harley, such a cute psychopath :)


But none of my favourite superheroines will make it to my overall Top 5 favourite (!!! a new blog idea). I dunno, but I like my supers to be a guy.

*shakes head shamefully at tags*

Feeling Adventurous and going Marvel

Posted in All Blogs, Cloak and Dagger, Comics, Marvel, Runaways with tags , , , , , , , on July 25, 2008 by Mao

I’m techincally a DC Comics person. Therefore makes me biased. And therefore I usually automatically assume that DC Comics is better than Marvel (like, way).
I’m probably just really jelous of their quick methods of attracting more audiences, making blockbuster hits, while DC Comics stuck to straight-to-DVD animated movies.

What actually made me AVOIDE Marvel was what my bestfriend said…

– At the cinemas about the watch Spiderman 3 –

BFF – “I like the Marvel movies”
Me – “Oh, I prefer DC Comics”
BFF – “What’s DC?”

JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST! PEOPLE KNEW MARVEL BUT NOT DC COMICS! … was my initial thought. But now The Dark Knight‘s turnover’s higher than Spiderman 3, so hah!, DC Comics conquer!!!

Anyway, what I’m trying to say here is that I came across an potentially amazing Marvel comic, called Runaways.

Amazing artwork!

Hot boys!

Farout Amazon reviews!

ok, so it’s probabaly going to be an amazing read. Not saying Marvel’s amazing. But everything about it sounds/looks FANTASTIC!

Chase looks so effing HOT! My God! *drools*
Stupid, stupid Mao! Stay on topic. STAY ON TOPIC!

I would go to the comic book store to order it tomorrow, but i just went there today. And already placed an order for Teen Titans: The future is now, and i’m running low on cash. So gonna wait till August till i have Ka-ching! back in my pocket. Yes, I am a whiney teenager who feeds off her mom’s money.

It seems worth my money if i get the hardcover. But I can cover more story-grounds if I buy the softcover version, since i can buy 4 softcovers for a price of 1 hardcover.
Ugh, i hate being restrcited with money.

I was reading wikipedia entry on the Runaways, and I came across the name Cloak and Dagger. CLOAK AND MOTHERFUCKING DAGGER! I practically hulked out in front of the computer. Because, oh my GOD, they came out in this years Media Studies GCSE paper. I assumed that they were VILLIANS! AND I BLOODY WROTE “THEY ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE buttsucking VILLIANS!!!!” (or something along those lines) in my papers. RAWR! UGHHH. and I’m getting my GCSE results within a month!

Goodbye A*, Goodbye A :'(

Come on, don’t they look evil at first glance?

No?

No?

… fine.

But I swear. If they provided a DC Comic’s character instead of Marvel’s, I know I could’ve wrote something… something better.

Hah, now i look at it they kind of remind me of more cloaked Spectre and more modest Power Girl!

<— Add more mysteriousness,
and shade him in more
darker

Boob-reduction, grow hair,
cover leg, take away the
cape —————>

Ugh, Powergirl…
PEEK-A-BOOB much?

hah, and there’s a cyborg called Victor in the Runaways? Psssh, ripoff from DC’s Cyborg. I just wish DC Comics could’ve came up with the Runaways. Did I mention Ironman’s stupid?

ahaha, llolicopter! night.