Click here to Apply/Join Flash’s Rogue Gallery

Hello there, Captain Cold here. Besides being famous for my dashing attire from Gucci’s Winter collection, I’m one of most well-known rogues from Flash’s rogue gallery.
… and the Scarlet Speedsters got a whole bunch of ’em rogues, so that shows how famous I am.

Just to point out, there are a few visual-aids to help me through this recruitment process. If you have a hard time reading them, you can click to make it bigger.

So why should you join Flash’s Rogue Gallery?

Well I’ll tell ya why!
This gang functions like a brotherhood. Bros before hoes. We stick by each other, even through the roughest time. We respect each other.

… Fucking hell, we sound like frat guys.

The key members of the Rogues, other then myself, are; Mirror Master, Weather Wizard, Heat Wave and the new and annoying Trickster.

We have our differences, but together we’re Flash’s rogues… actually we just want to get rich and famous, but Flash gets in the way, so we result to fighting him.

We’re looking for someone who we can trust and know will stick around… certain level of ass kicking is required.

Once there was a time when we screwed up big time… when we killed Kid Flash. Everyone was like “fuck the rogues.” and ditched us. But we rogues, we stuck by each other. Fuck Libra. Fuck Secret Society. We just need each other to make things work again, and we did.

If you want to join us, you have to follow the rules. Yes, we’re “villains”, but we do have rules.

Rule #1
Never kill a Speedster.

You better be a quick learner, coz we don’t have hard-copies of the rules.

Other rules include “don’t leave the toilet seat up”, “don’t chew chewing gums in the clubhouse”, “Friday’s a pizza night”, “Thou shall respect each other”, and we’re all allocated when to water the plants.

Because we function like the brotherhood, we have dos and don’ts. We want everyone to be happy and healthy. So one of the most important rules include…

When I punch ya, it’s out of love.

After this event, we decided to make an addiction support facility, a rehab center, but only for the rogue members. We even have our own confession circle too!

Heat Wave: “I’m here because…- …”
Mirror Master: “C’mon Mick, you can say it.”
Heat Wave: “I’m here because…. because… I accidentally killed my family!”
Weather Wizard: “There there Mick,… it’s okay… we’re here for you”

If you think you can follow our simple rules, proceed to the next page.

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Ok, glad you’re still here with us.
Now for the benefits of joining The Rogues.

We have matching jackets! If you qualify as one of us, you’ll recieve a welcome gift, via mail or hand.

You could say the Catcher in the Rye is the closest thing we have to a rule book.

We’ll also send you a fruit basket.

So what is the main function of this villainous group and how do we avoid Flash?
We, The Rogue Gallery (that’s our official name), just do our thing. Rob banks and jewellery stores, hack into a data warehouse, create havoc in Keystone City… just evil schemes to get rich quickly.
Oh, and we aren’t planning on taking over the World anytime soon. The doors right behind you.

To answer the second part of the question, we can’t avoid that nitwit Flash.
He’ll come zooming out of nowhere, and POW, he got your right at the jaw. But if we work as a team we have a chance of escaping and/or hurting him… thus the formation of the Rogues.

We offer medical insurance.

and After a long hard day, we like to party… hard!

As much as we like Mirror Master’s party, no party’s better than Flash’s. Citizens of Keystone knows how to throw an awesome one!

Gotta love that chum!

You gotta be thinking why and how the Rogue Gallery still exists since Barry Allen’s time.
That’s because we don’t get personal with the Flash. Sure, we hate his guts! But we hate the Flash, and not the man behind it.

We don’t go around killing their spouses you know?

Sometimes we’re reffered to as roaches. But without us Rogues, Flash won’t be as great and loved by the citizens. I think he knows this, and sometimes even goes easy on us.

Don’t get me wrong, he throws us into Iron Heights time to time.
We just get out from there.

… and that, ladies and gents, is how we stay in business.

and we’re also proud to quote…

“They may have goofy names and wear bright colours, but that doesn’t mean they’re idiots.”
– Flash

Hypocrite!

There you go. I hope you read this over, and consider applying to become a Rogue. Just send your curriculum vitae to the e-mail below, and if we want to meet you, we’ll give you a call.
Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

But if you have any inquiries, please do call.

E-mail: fearsome_rouges@hotmail.com

Telephone: (930) 273-2665

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ahaha, a cute Dick and Wally moment

Bra Wearing Crime Fighters!

… I actually doubt they even wear one.

L to R: Catwoman, Oracle, Zatana, Black Canary, Power Girl, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Batwoman, Vixen, Posion Ivy, Harley Quinn

You can click for a slightly bigger version :)
Don’t you think it’s so pwetty?
Whoever in DC drew this should do a Super-male version.

I like it how Powergirl’s dress is similar to her crime fighting costume, a nice little breathing hole for her boobies. And why is Batwoman even in the picture?, she’s hardly active in the DCU at the moment. The artist should’ve replaced her with Starfire.

Some superheroines should invest in buying bras! They don’t serve the community for money, but can’t some of them at least put some paddings into their costume.

Like seriously…

Stipples much?

Like take example of Wonder Woman, she’s got big melons, but they’re kept under control by her Golden Eagle.

But sometimes her lower half isn’t covered enough.

Ouchie, a wedgie during a fight.

Power Girl’s allowed to not wear a bra. Why? Because she probably can’t find a size that fits ’em!

Seriously they are as big as her head! EACH!

I bet her powers aren’t actually a big deal. Her blows (PUNCH blows) feels hard because all the enemies are so mesmerised by the abnormality of them, that their head’s totally out from the fight.
Wouldn’t you be shitting yourself if a Double F-Cup flies right in your face breaking your nose in the process?
No, it’s not your dream coming true. It’s probably going to be the last thing you see…

I smell sexual harassment!

I think he genuinly wants to visit the Grand Canyon.
Grand canyon’s red, and Blue Devil’s blue. So I’m sure the colour’s dynamics will bring out his beautiful complexion.

See?

God, I love talking about Power Girl’s boobs.
Because there’s so much to say about!
Take a look at this Lego Power Girl. Flat, but the shading gives them volume.

ahaha, Dr. Fate’s legs. cute.

As a female, I think her character’s boring. There’s nothing too interesting about her. Her boobs makes me divert my attention else where. Her hair’s cute, but that’s about it. But looking at it from a guy’s point of view, I know why most of them they likes her.

Click for bigger... if it gets any bigger.

Lemme spell it out,
BOOBS.

Yeah, it’s awesome for guys since they like boobs. But don’t you think it’s a bit too big? I mean like, you don’t see guys with unbelievably MASSIVE cock bulging in their trousers do you? Nu uh.
I rest my case.

Lets actually move on from the subject of Power Girl and Boobs to,,,

Black Canary and her awesomeness! She wears stripper boots and fish net stockings, but she doesn’t look skanky. You know why? … because she wears a biker jacket! (ahaha, I couldn’t come up with a better reason)
Checkout her (not so) recent Mattel release,

I think they did an awesome job.
… Considering that I had a childhood in which I disliked Barbie and any human dolls.

While I’m on the topic of Black Canary, I think I consider her as one of my favourite heroines. She’s cool and kicks major ass at melee combat. My others including Rogue, Ravager and Oracle. I also like Harley, such a cute psychopath :)

But none of my favourite superheroines will make it to my overall Top 5 favourite (!!! a new blog idea). I dunno, but I like my supers to be a guy.

*shakes head shamefully at tags*

One thing I enjoy about Marvel…

First thing first, I’m really happy to know that people out there are viewing my blogs! I thought I was talking to myself, and that I was the only one getting the kickout of my ’em. (Yes, I do believe my blogs pretty awesome)
So thanks!

Second thing… if this is the first time you’re reading my blog, you need to know that I root for DC Comic and I don’t… really like… Marvel. >_< Just not liking the fact that there are more people who knows Marvel, compared to DC.
… and the previous blog which i talked about Marvel (Runaways) got the MOST blog views.

UGHHHH, WHY PEOPLE, WHYYYYY????!!!!!!!!! STOP SEARCHING FOR MARVEL TAGS!

If you like Marvel, then give DC Comics a shot. It’s not all about Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman.

Man, I’m such a hypocrite.

and gee, I’m getting off topic.

So, what I really enjoy about Marvel. You herad that right, what I like about Marvel is…

The Rogue and Gambit coupling!
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Marvel fans are going to hate me for saying this, but they are the best thing about Marvel! And being a Gambit fangirl they are the HOTTEST COUPLE EVER!

Gambit was my first ever superhero crush! I was a pre-teen (I’m pretty sure I wasn’t even double-digit y/o), crushing on a bad-boy X-men! I grew up watching the old school X-men cartoon on Sunday mornings (Spiderman and His Amazing Friends was on before X-men. And after X-men, Goosebumps was on!), and one of the biggest reasons I watched X-men back then was to catch Gambit in action.

Wait, that might’ve been the only reason. I didn’t really get the storyline anyway… hah… *laughs*

And the cooler thing is, I thought Rogue was the best female character in it! and I also thought the way she talked was cool :) And I still think she’s one of the more attractive super-heroine.

Years go by, and just recently I found out that Gambit and Rogue are an actual couple! I was so ecstatic! And I paraded around reading tons of Rogue/Gambit fanfictions.
But this didn’t neccesarily mean that I would pick up the X-men comics.
I’m happy with reading fanfics.
:)

Match made in Heaven!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think Rogue and Gambit are the best superhero couple out there!
:D

<3!

Edit: Checkout this post for more Gambit goodness. :D